Funny Definitions

موضوع: Funny Definitions الإثنين أبريل 14, 2008 10:17 pm

How're you doing everyone???
I found these "Funny Definitions" while surfing the internet
& Really liked them, Actually most of them are so truthful..

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either"

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections, and your
Confidence after.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Hope you loved them...& Loved the colours it took me a few minutes

Best Regards

MOON

موضوع: رد: Funny Definitions الإثنين أبريل 14, 2008 11:00 pm

thank you a lot a bout thesedefinitions

موضوع: رد: Funny Definitions الثلاثاء أبريل 15, 2008 8:26 am

بصراحة تعريفات روعة ثانك اختى العزيزة

موضوع: رد: Funny Definitions الجمعة أبريل 18, 2008 9:10 am

thanks

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