jokes

موضوع: jokes الأربعاء أبريل 22, 2009 9:29 am

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before
you drink.

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"

A person who speaks two languages is bilingual...A person who speaks three languages is trilingual...A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual.
What is a person who speaks one language?
it was joke :D

A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?

: Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.

hi Teacher: Why did the frog say meow? Pupil: He was learning a foreign language.

Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?
Pupil: Not very much

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t

Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

i hope u like them

soha

موضوع: رد: jokes الأربعاء أبريل 22, 2009 12:35 pm

ههه
sure i like them
nice topic
plz accept my passing & go on
Thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx'
Best wishes

موضوع: رد: jokes الأربعاء أبريل 22, 2009 4:45 pm

nterested topic

thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanx

موضوع: رد: jokes الأربعاء أبريل 22, 2009 9:22 pm

هه

what anice topics soha i liked them
keep up the good work
we wait for more sis

regard

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

موضوع: رد: jokes الجمعة أبريل 24, 2009 9:35 am

really nice jokes

keep up the good work
accept my passing

موضوع: رد: jokes الإثنين أبريل 27, 2009 8:37 am

love is not a game

red dragon
the _night rider
فارس المدينه القديمه
thanx alot for ur passing my friends
keep smiling for ever
regards
soha

موضوع: رد: jokes الجمعة يوليو 17, 2009 2:39 am

i new why are you an english student
you always have afun soul soha
and this is why i love you
accept my passing
thanks alot
:%^%$

بس بدي اسال كيف اختبار الاستراتيجيات
سهل كتير صح
:queen:

موضوع: رد: jokes الجمعة يوليو 17, 2009 6:52 am

موضوع: رد: jokes الأحد يوليو 19, 2009 9:02 am

jako

makikat al smaaa
thanks alot for ur nice passing
accept my regards