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موضوع: English jokes الثلاثاء مايو 13, 2008 1:17 am

English jokes

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

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Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

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Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Man: its simple. I will stop my imagination

Worms

It was the first day of Biology for a group of teenagers. The [center]

It was the first day of Biology for a group of teenagers. The
professor had arranged a short demonstration for the class. [center]He took a worm and dropped it into a glass of water. The worm
wriggled about in the water.
Then he took a second worm and dropped it into a glass of alcohol.
The worm immediately died.

The professor asked the students if anyone knew what the point of
the demonstration was.
A boy raised his hand and said, "You're showing us that if we drink
alcohol, we won't have worms

Best wishes

MOON

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موضوع: رد: English jokes الخميس يونيو 19, 2008 12:44 am

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موضوع: رد: English jokes السبت يوليو 19, 2008 8:30 am

Commendable effort to deprive us of themes and distinctive, value
Respect
Jack

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