Funny English

موضوع: Funny English الثلاثاء مايو 13, 2008 1:11 am

Hi, I apologize for not being able to participate for a long time; while surfing the internet, I found out these strange things about the English language...Check this out.

1. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

2. Doesn't it seem crazy that you can't make amends but not one amend?

3. When the stars are out, they are visible,
When the lights are out, they are invisible.

4. If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

5. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

6. Let's polish the Polish furniture.

7. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

8. Since there's no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

9. How can a 'Slim Chance' and a 'Fat Chance' be the same?

10. How can 'You're so cool' and 'You're not so hot' be different?

11. Why are a 'Wise man' and a 'Wise guy' opposites?

12. A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

13. There's no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
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MOON

موضوع: رد: Funny English الخميس يونيو 19, 2008 12:53 am

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موضوع: رد: Funny English الخميس يونيو 19, 2008 1:21 am

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موضوع: رد: Funny English السبت يوليو 19, 2008 8:39 am

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Jack